T'was four days before Christmas and all through the land,
We were putting up the tree, dad needed a hand.
The heater was stuck at toasty 80 degrees,
The dog kept on scratching; he’d picked up some fleas.
Son was too hot, so he kept on stripping
Dog at his heels, will you stop that yipping?
Daughter was throwing things left and right
Mom wanted some quiet, you don’t need to fight.
Dad bellowed loudly, you all need to hush
We waited too long, we now need to rush.
We had an appointment for our Christmas photo,
The four of us, and our small dog Toto.
Throwing on clothes we thought would all match
Two zippers got stuck, there’s always a catch.
Grabbing some drinks we head out the door
To find Toto’s smelly gift sitting on the floor.
With ughs and ewwws the children proclaim
Mom looked at dad for someone to blame.
The car begins to sputter and cough
Is that the alarm starting to go off?
Making it there with a minute to spare
We see daughter has added some flair.
Instead of the red dress she’d added another
Then told us to look what happened to brother.
He stood their dripping in four shades of pink
The cap to his cup sprung a leak, we think.
My makeup has smeared when I’d rubbed my eyes
Hubby said Toto was now drawing flies.
We gave it all up and headed on home
Gave the kids baths and Toto a bone.
It’s nighttime now and we don’t have a clue
How the tree’s lights and ornaments ended up all blue.
Each of us now have a drink in our hand
Heads pounding like a hard rock band.
Today is Tuesday, we’re down to four
Days until Christmas, thank God it’s not more!
Next year I swear we’ll do this thing right
Until then dear friends, we wish you good night.